Did you know that the Archangel Gabriel resembles Barry White? Think I’m kidding? Read this passage in the book of Daniel and let me know what you think.
I lifted my eyes and looked, and behold, a certain man clothed in linen, whose waist was girded with gold of Uphaz! His body was like beryl, his face like the appearance of lightning, his eyes like torches of fire, his arms and feet like burnished bronze in color, and the sound of his words like the voice of a multitude.
C’mon, the burnished bronze skin, eyes like torches, and a voice like a multitude? I’m just sayin’. Who does that remind you of?